STORY TIME: Today I was running errands on campus when I ran into my friend (for the purpose of this post, we'll call him J). Anyway, I hadn't seen J since graduation so it was one of those overly excited "ohmigod ahhhh hiiii!" reunions. Well I went to give him a hug and he took it as an invitation to pick me up. I was seriously freaking out on the inside because I am NOT a little person and all I could think was, "Omg, I'm way too heavy and now he knows how heavy I am. Should I try to be light or should I fight? Be light while pretending to fight. Oh great, now he's out of breath... Well this is awkward." J tried to blame his shortness of breath on being hungover, but I could tell he was just trying to be nice. Pretty sure his back will be sore tomorrow (if it isn't already). Poor J.
LESSON LEARNED: Hit the gym hardcore tonight and skip dessert because that was #brutal
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